I NEED MONEY!!!!

seriously if anyone has a job for me i need hours and money, ill do any work, i just desperatley need money to go back to school with.  if you need someone knocked off-im your man,  if you need someone serenaded-im your man, if you need something balanced on my chin-im your man, if you need someone to make chewbacca sound effects-im your man, if you need someone to juggle stuff-im your man, if you need someone to do lots of heavy lifting or any really hard long tedious work-im your man, if you need your lawn mowed, your house/dog/baby watched, your car washed, your oil changed, your gas pumped, your gutters cleaned, your windows washed, your feet rubbed, your mind eased, your paper delivered, your back cracked, your bowling alley worked for, your three-point stance polished, your music criticized, your lifting spotted, your drugs sold, your body sold, your car stolen for insurance purposes, your death faked, your hair cut, your leaves raked, your thirst quenched, your car parked, your food delivered, your groceries bagged, your dog walked, your crossword worked on, your cigarette lit, your dollar broken, your theories tested, your invention tried, your parents feeling better about your life choices based on how much worse mine are, your party crashed/made louder, your car rear-ended, YOUR EVERY DESIRE GRANTED for the right amount of cash, or even if you need someone to write rediculously long run-on sentences with no regard for grammar, punctuation, or spelling--I AM YOUR MAN.  seriously i need money real bad so when i eventually graduate im not $3058630876304708.00 dollars in debt cuz im probly cut off from my parents.  so help.  thanks.

current mood: distressed